FICTIONAL PARODY
“Big Smiles. Bigger Distractions.”
Welcome to the cartoon where confidence takes center stage—and the punchline slips out the side door.
Three panels. One presentation. A slightly different story depending on which way you were facing.
“The presentation was going perfectly.”
“Depending on where you were standing.”
“Somebody misunderstood ‘exit strategy.’”
Bye Now Billionaires! ($BNB) turns oversized confidence and perfectly timed distractions into a bright, mischievous world of crypto parody.
One street. Four very different levels of situational awareness.
Black-and-gold from head to toe, open arms, unwavering commitment to the slide deck. The beauty mark beneath her lip is permanent. So is his smile.
“Never met a microphone they didn’t like.”One stays impressed. One looks confused. One slowly starts pointing toward the side of the building. All three arrived for the same announcement.
“Came for the announcement. Stayed for the plot twist.”Black hood, two crescent eyes, one enormous sack. Nobody caught his name. Nobody caught him at all, really.
“Apparently has somewhere to be.”Perches on lampposts, signs and dropped coins. Notices everything roughly four panels before anyone else does. Says nothing.
“The only one paying attention.”Nothing out of the ordinary happened. Please continue looking at the front of the building.
“A grand opening. Several unexpected exits.” The ribbon was cut at 11:04. It is unclear what else was.
“No further questions about the wall.” There were, in fact, several questions about the wall.
“Traveling light. Emotionally.” The suspension disagrees.
“Wait. Was that part of the demo?” The thumbs-up stayed up. Everything else changed.
“Independent research department.” Peer review pending. Peers unavailable.
“Please use the main entrance.” The side entrance was never approved. It is very popular.
“Still nobody looking left.” The pigeon has filed this under ‘told you so.’
“The smiles were golden. The timing was priceless.”